Welcome back to the podcast, scaredy cats! Together we’ve done a lap around the sun since we last watched an installment in today’s franchise; the 2010 found-footage sequel to a TCDS favorite: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY 2. Dave and Chris have a chat about the audition process for the characters of the first film, minimalist horror, and the pressure of writing a sequel(prequel?) to an instant classic. We learn more about the demon’s motives, explore the timeline and history, and chat about day trading, Burger King, and the mischievous wind. So grab a drink, kick your feet up, and enjoy another fantastic episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
You’ve arrived at podcast station, scaredy cats! We get going today with a chat about N64 horror games and mini retro SNES consoles in an off-the-bat Dave’s Game Corner. We recap recent viewings of BEYOND THE DARKNESS, and THE DEN, before finally sitting down, and watching Liam Gavin’s well regarded Irish drama/horror: A Dark Song. We have a spirited conversation about salt, and how to shop for a year’s worth of groceries. We also talk a lot about ritual logic, setup vs follow through, and a million other things on another fantastic episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
Welcome back to the podcast, scaredy cats! Today’s episode starts with a huge Dave’s Game Corner where we touch on Destiny 2, Bloodborne, and Dead Space 2, The Last of Us, EA, and community participation. Chris tells us about the Guillermo del Toro exhibit at the AGO, and we chat about H.P. Lovecraft before sitting down and watching the fan-suggested 1988 creature feature: PUMPKINHEAD. We talk about head grabbing, amazing special effects, and recap Dave’s thoughts on the IT novel. It’s another awesome episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE! Pumpkinhead is comin’, scaredy cats, yaay-yah!
Welcome scaredy cats to the first episode of YEAR TWO of the podcast! We get the ball rolling with a chat about Roman candles and fireworks, before discussing our thoughts on JIGSAW, HAPPY DEATH DAY, and GEOSTORM. We reflect briefly on our first episode, and waiting a year to finally watch the sequel to our very first recording: EXORCIST II: THE HERETIC. We have a lot to say about bad horror movies, slow falling deaths, James Earl Jones, cheap props and effects, high powered fans and locusts, mangled cars, and word repetition. So sit back and enjoy another great episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
It’s our One Year Anniversary episode! Today we sit down and take a look back at this first great year of exploring horror movies, and all the fun we’ve had along the way. We kick the celebration off with a surprise performance by Gregory Pecks. Chris and Dave delve into some their best moments, list their favorite horror movies, and answer questions submitted by YOU! We run down our favorite Instagram handles, pitch a series of movies, and rehash all of our classic Chaos Reigns lines! A huge thank you to all of our scaredy cats for a whole first YEAR of support. Cheers to another year of horror, with your favourite podcast: the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
Welcome back to the ‘cast, scaredy cats! Chris gets things going today with a lengthy walk-through of six of the HALLOWEEN sequels, and also pitches the idea for an interesting Dr. Sam Loomis Netflix show. Dave fears getting too close to his threshold for disturbing movies with today’s 1999 Japanese drama/horror flick: THE AUDITION. We talk about torture, axe body spray, Jamie Lee Curtis, dog bowls, auditions, and somewhat confusing timelines and dream logic. All this and more on this week’s episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
Welcome back to the podcast! Today’s episode is all about toys of terror, dolls of death- none other than the classic 1988 supernatural slasher: Child’s Play. We start with a discussion about Guillermo del Toro and Pan’s Labyrinth, and drift into a chat about monster movie crossovers. Dave suggests a Pacific Rim drinking game, and Chris tells us about the 4K Suspiria restoration. Dave complains about, and then comes around on doll movies, and compares Chucky to Annabelle. It’s another new franchise for us, and another bloody great episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
It’s podcast time again, scaredy cats! Today we open things up with our new favorite song, then chat a little about revisiting movies we’ve previously written off. An example of which would be the offbeat 2007 horror anthology: Trick ‘r Treat. We discuss having only one director for an entire anthology, and how this was Michael Dougherty’s debut feature! After watching, we do our best to rank our favorite shorts, and then dig into each one individually. We talk about the traditions of Halloween, story twists, pumpkins and pumpkin demons, murder-by-candy, wolves, and the most adorable little monster: Sam. So grab a handful of candy, and enjoy another episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
Welcome back, class, to another episode of the podcast! Today’s discussion starts with a moving vocal warm-up, and then we ease into some stories about bad teachers, and us being bad students. We talk about throwing snowballs at recess, king of the hill, Dave’s music-stand fort, and Cadet Chris’ bulls-eye, before finally sitting down and wandering into the 90’s wonderland: The Faculty. Chris professes his love for the offspring, and we both laugh about the punchy physical acting. We chat about similarities to the Scream series, the huge and amazing cast, Boob Magazine, great practical effects, and Zeke’s trendsetting hair. All this and more on the latest episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!
Welcome to another fabulous BONUS episode of the podcast! Today we talk about our favorite costumes growing up, how great Zorro was, and weird couples costumes. Then at long last we finally get around to watching our first John Carpenter film, the brooding 1978 slasher: Halloween. We discuss Carpenter’s music tour, horror franchises picking and choosing installments, the patient following of Michael Myers, and of course the dangers of cooking with butter. Enjoy another special bonus episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!