Welcome to our first episode of 2018 scaredy cats! Today we’re watching the 1982 cult slasher: PIECES. We start strong with a discussion about New Years resolutions, and then each offer our official top ten lists of 2017 horror! We talk about all sorts of recent titles, including SPLIT, A CURE FOR WELLNESS, THE RITUAL, A DARK SONG, and THE SHAPE OF WATER. Then, we get down to chatting about poor police work, tennis instructors, waterbed slashings, chainsaws, kung-fu masters, and of course Kendall: the sexiest man alive. It’s a good ol’ fashioned time on today’s blood-soaked episode of the TEXCHRIS DAVESAW MASSACRE!